nuditea:

last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

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mothsanddragons:

koalicorn:

My boyfriend and I were kissing. Then all of the sudden my phone starts ringing.  We were interrupted by this.. 

I set the volume to max and used this to wake up my sister. It’s a wonderful day.

routasu:

Chu! ♥
v0nvamp:

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officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

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cutely-perverted:

My self esteem goes 0 to 100 real quick

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eartheld:

mostly nature